Anonymous asked:
Loki isn't a boy or a man.
normal-horoscopes answered:
Hes a problem
Ruth Bell by Sebastian Kim for Harper’s Bazaar US June/July 2019
when you’re right you’re right
being a bookworm with adhd™ be like:
read an entire book in one sitting or not being able to read two full sentences
planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is
me, 10, who will never be the same again:
king minos: get this monster out of my sight!! put it in a labryinth so i never have to look at it again!! gods holy fuck!!!
the minotaur, born like a day ago:
hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair
this is it. this is peak meme. do you have any idea the specific culmination of absurd and unlikely events that needed to happen in order for this one single awful sentence to live comfortably, no, effortlessly within the general populace of human comprehension?
it's beautiful. it's hideous. it's everything.
lemonsharks
jewishpangolin
Seeing a lot of people not from the uk not understanding who Larry the Cat is and his role in UK politics
Larry the Cat is no. 10’s official mouser. He lives at No. 10 and catches mice. He has held this position for over a decade
When shit is going down and all the news crews are hanging outside no. 10 waiting for something to happen he’s usually also hanging around outside so when there’s not much visual happening but they don’t want to cut away from the outside of No. 10 we all just watch Larry
He is often seen standing by the door waiting to be let in
He is the most competent person at No. 10
Larry being an indoor/outdoor urban cat is also a massive failure of UK politics and culture. If I saw Larry wandering the neighborhood I would absolutely take him inside where cats belong, never to be seen off leash again, because being outside is dangerous for cats and native small animals.
Additionally it’s a fucking miracle no one has hit him with their car yet.
Indoor/Outdoor cat apologists are welcome to unfollow. Indoor/outdoor cat apologists who try to start shit will be blocked.
